couch potato

  • guzel bir sarki cal

    bir weird al yankovic şarkısıdır.

    parody of lose yourself by eminem





    look

    if you had

    one shot

    to sit on your lazy butt

    and watch all the tv you ever wanted

    until your brain turned to mush

    would you go for it

    or just let it slip?



    yo

    remote is ready

    eyes wide, palms are sweaty

    there's flintstone's on the tv already

    wilma n' betty

    no virgin to channel surfin

    and i'm hd ready

    so i flip, garbage is all i'm getting

    there's simon cowell

    who folks wanna disembowel

    he opens his mouth, always says something foul

    they're dying, wow!

    wannabe's are crying now

    he votes them out

    time to throw in the towel



    show's based on reality

    oh the humanity!

    oh! ozzy's family!

    sho' loves profanity!

    whoa! the insanity!

    oh! dogs that crap and pee

    home of depravity?

    no! they live happily



    yo! plus the ali g show

    and celebrity mole

    oh there's anna nicole

    she's scaring me

    look ma, no cavities!

    oh! it's a station break

    better go out to the kitchen and microwave something



    you're gonna lose your mind watchin tv

    they told me, they'd scold me

    but i still tune in every show (show)

    my cable gets c-span, tv land and hbo

    the travel channel, discovery, and lifetime (yo)



    you're gonna lose your mind watchin' tv

    they told me, cajoled me

    turn off those music videos! (no!)

    i'm gonna watch c-span tv land and hbo

    the history channel and qvc and lifetime (yo)

    you're gonna...



    my butt is aching

    as i watch nascar racing

    that show about undertaking

    larry king to 24 to law and order

    the weather channel's boring like 60 minutes

    ancient reporters next up on e true hollywood story

    the rise and decline of twelve actors named corey



    shows for next fall, they've already been naming

    csi: boise, and touched by an uncle, both sound prettying lame, man

    so does everybody tolerates raymond

    and king of queens jumped the shark the first minute

    i can't believe richard simmons ain't in it.



    i'll move right on to 8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter

    then i bet i'll watch the bachelorette

    followed by welcome back, kotter

    and the muppet show where they go mahna mahna



    you're gonna lose your mind watching tv

    they told me, they'd scold me

    but i still tune in every show (show)

    my cable gets c-span, tv land and hbo

    the disney channel, and aamp;e and lifetime



    you're gonna lose your mind watching tv

    they told me, cajoled me

    but i still love lisa kudrow (drow)

    i'm lookin' at c-span, tv land and hbo

    the playboy channel and court tv and lifetime (yo)



    never missed melrose place or lost in space

    i've seen each amazing race and without a trace

    but i only watched will and grace one time one day

    wished i hadn't cause tivo now thinks i'm gay



    oh, and fear factor i watched maybe a half hour

    after that felt like i needed a long shower

    network execs with naked ambition

    next week on fox - watch lions eat christians!



    like to tie up those programming planners

    make'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like scanners

    leech-covered grub-eating fools on survivor

    look, there's james lipton discussing the oeuvre of mr. rob schneider



    and there's gilligan and spongebob, plus there's macgyver

    and jay leno has got madonna and hey, there's luke perry

    and a special all pig-latin episode of drew carey



    wanna turn on et cause i'm a gossip freak

    and i gotta know who j. lo is marryin' this week

    a 30 second spot, then we come back to are you hot?

    i was planning on recording the sopranos. i forgot!

    i love shows with or without a plot

    i stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot

    because i only have got

    one brain to rot

    i'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot



    you're gonna lose your mind watching tv

    they told me, they'd scold me

    but i still tune into every show (show)

    my cable's gets c-span, tv-land, and hbo

    the sci-fi channel and amc and lifetime (yo!)



    you're gonna lose your mind watching tv

    they told me, cajoled me,

    turn off that oprah winfrey show! (no!)

    i got it on c-span, tv land and hbo

    the learning channel and mtv and lifetime (yo!)



    you can watch anything you want to, man.

  • juliet

    coach potato olmayan. bi de anlamı tv önünde devrilip yatan demek. yani şüşko da olmayan. ilahi bebişlerim. :d